Book of Mormon Notes– How deep can you dig?

2011, August 26

“Costco FAQ: Lies and Reading Between the Lines about Shoplifting” by grego

Costco FAQ: Lies and Reading Between the Lines about Shoplifting

grego
(c)2011

This was pretty hilarious, from a Costco FAQ:

“(Question:) Why am I asked to show my receipts as I exit the warehouse?

(Answer:) Staffing the doors is our most effective method of maintaining accuracy in inventory control. It benefits both us Costco and our members. This practice ensures that you received everything you paid for and were not overcharged or undercharged for any item.”

Ha, ha—whatever! They stand there and check your receipt to make sure you didn’t steal anything!
Of course, that is another interpretation of “accuracy in inventory control” and stopping shoplifting really “benefits both us and Costco and our members”…

P.S. Can you seriously believe minimum-wage workers standing at the door are checking to make sure the cashiers didn’t overcharge you??

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